Sunday, November 28, 2010

Obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer

We all got some chocolate See's turkeys from Grandma and Great-Grandma for Thanksgiving.  After the kids went to bed tonight, the following exchange occurred:

Dr. A: You want some chocolate?
Me: Naw.
Dr. A: I'm going to have Robin's [chocolate turkey].
Me: You're going to steal a baby's chocolate?!
Dr. A [leading]: Well, she's, you know, going to get some chocolate milk.
Me: [...moronically long pause...]
Me: Ohhhhhhh! Yeah.  Nice.  Clever.
Dr. A: [Patronizing sigh] Yeah.

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