Observed on Hawthorne:
Two girls, perhaps late teens/early 20s, see a third, squeal loudly, run with wildly waving, outstretched arms.
"EEEEEEEEEEE MICHEEEEEELLEEEEEE!"
.... animated hugging, giggling, more high pitched noises....
as we walk past:
"... and I'm sober alot these days, y'know, 'cause I, like, work most days... so I'm, like, sober a lot."
Good to know.
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One day Henry is going to bring one of those girls home.
It frightens me.
Shannon and I refer to this as the DB factor. I'll let you guess what DB stands for, but it isn't database.
Whenever we go to a place populated by more than 5 or so people, we immediately determine the DB factor so we know how long we have before I am overcome with the urge to kill.
Just wear a condom, son.
(My apologies if you don't like the word "condom" to be used on your blog.)
Oh, and we can certainly "party with the Hatians" [pronounced "hate-e-uns" a la Alicia Silverstone).
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