Dateline Portland, 6:30 AM
Ms A: "Hey, you know what? Erin is going to be four months old next week."
Brian (a little groggily to Little E): "Wow, Erin! I'm going to have to say to people 'I love my four-year-old daughter!'"
Ms A: "You mean four-month-old daughter."
Brian (still groggy): "Oh, yeah, crap. (pause) We're in that awkward time of the morning where the caffeine has been ingested, but hasn't yet hit the blood stream."
Ms A (quietly to Erin, opening bra): "Okay, little one. Time for snacks."
Brian (wildly): "Yeah, heh-heh, BOOB SNACKS!!"
(pause, thinking)
Brian: "Okay, maybe the caffeine actually has kicked in."
Friday, February 8, 2008
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All i have to say is, damn. that's funny!
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