(warning: Slightly PG13 post)
Background: To determine your porn star name take 1. the name of your first pet and 2. the name of the street you grew up on.
Ms. A: So my name would then be "Thumper Leslie." How about yours?
Mr. B: Um... "Pepper Northdale."
Ms. A: That's pretty good. (looking at Erin) Hers would then be "Steve Stephens."
Mr. B: Sounds like a porn star on Masterpiece Theater.
Ms A: I'm OK with that.
15 comments:
Roxy Victory
ooohh yeah... Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka
Oh, yeah . . . I've played this game before. :P Mine is Tish Castleton, but Jonathan's takes the cake:
Bo Comanche. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comanche)
We decided it went best with a pair of cut-off jeans shorts. And some sort of large cowboy hat.
Chirpie Avenida Aprenda
What if you grew up on a number street like me? Should I just use the nearest cross-street?
And I like that E's names use both the v and the ph.
A) Hilarious.
B) Mine sucks because I was a weird kid who lived in the sticks
Rope Route 3
Your first pet was a length of rope? Were you the kind of kid that wasn't allowed around animals? :)
Yeah, I named my first dog "rope". I was a really weird kid.
Snowball Powder Puff Princess Queen Lane
Strangely enough, Steve Stevens is the conductor of the choir L was in as a wee lass. I always thought the name sounded like a TV weatherman's, or a really bad spy.
Steve Stevens is also the name of a pretty decent guitar player. He has toured with Billy Idol and Vince Neil. He also played with and was in a video with Michael Jackson.
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The more you know!
Ruffless Second
Worst porn star name ever would have to go to my brother Mitch:
Fritz Old Barn Road
I can't believe no one made a tranny porn joke?! I guess your folks do read & comment. That kind of shenanigans would not be tolerated on my blog. Filthbot keeps us in line over there.
feel free to not approve! xoxo
I always wondered why my off-color comments never make it to dilettante. :)
Sweet Violet Chicory
Mee Yow!
sorry - this is Sarah - can't remember my username and password. Maybe I should change to the above?
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