Brian to Erin, tonight during her bath, while washing her back:
"Woah, Erin! That's a big zit. Well, given the father you have, it's in your future -- you're doomed! However, thanks to your mother, when you're a pizza face you'll have a great base of beautiful to see you through."
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That's one reason Shannon and I opted not to have children.
"MY GOD! That's the most intelligent chimp I've ever seen!"
"Actually, that's my child"
"Umm... errrr.... Oh. He's..... cute?"
Awwww, Brian, how sweet.
In a really weird sort of way.
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