Well, it's Thursday, which of course is the day we read your letters! Let's go to the mailbox, shall we?
Dear Daniel Craig,
Lighten up!
Warmly,
Brian
Dear The Economist,
I already subscribe to your damned magazine. Please don't include the little subscription cards! They just end up falling in or near the toilet.
Cheers,
Brian
Dear Gwen Ifill,
You are totally awesome.
Respectfully,
Brian
4 comments:
Dear Brian,
You are a funny man.
Love,
Amagomundi
PS. Write back, okay?
Brian, what is your problem with Daniel Craig? geez.
Dear Caroline,
Brian is just jealous of Daniel Craigs hairless body. I told him DC probably waxes.
Fondly, Ms. A
Daniel Craig just needs someone to help him get over his wounded heart and soul. Likely by copious shagging. And I think that person should be me.
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