Coming to you LIVE from the First Annual McMiller Garage Sale-a-bration!
Business has been... slow. We did move the single most valuable piece of merchandise quickly: The Clapper. Gems such as the sushi pencil toppers, Ninja Bachelor Party, and our Rave-In-A-Box(tm) party kit (ski goggles and a black-light with clear neon-yellow casing), are not faring as well.
Where are the indiscriminating college students when you need them? Where are the impulsive shoppers? Where are the kitch-loving weirdos from down the block?
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so, those chairs you're sitting in ... it looks like they run on train tracks or something. What gives?
You ask: "Where are the kitch-loving weirdos from down the block?"
I was thinking, you know, maybe, just throwing it out there, no accusation, just sort of in passing, could be, not likely, but, I guess, maybe, you are the kitch-loving weirdos from down the block?
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