Thursday, April 1, 2010

Booger Gifting at the McMiller Household

E [holding out hand]: Here Dad!
Me: OK, yeah, sure, what is it?
E: A booger.
Me [taking said booger, one eyebrow raised]: Um, yeah, thanks!
E: (satisfied smile)
Me: [wipes booger on bed sheets]
Me: (sigh)

To learn more about boogers and how they can change your life, go to http://npr.org/boogers.

3 comments:

Christie said...

There is no delight in owning anything unshared. (So says a Roman philosopher from mid-1st century AD.)

Nicole, Billy , Timothy and the Bean said...

We are so right there with you. T's favorite line lately: "Holy boogies, batman!"

Mary said...

Picking one's nose is one thing, but wiping the boogers on the sheets?